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Bossology 

Bossology is simply the science of being a Boss. Not in the typical sense of being a boss to your employees, but being a freakin BOSS to everyone you come in contact with! When people bend down to tie your shoes just by giving them crazy eyes, or when your girlfriend has that homemade meal ready or if she don't she be running to that local kfc to make her man happy before he gets home, or when dudes be lookin at your girl and be layin by themselves at night thinking about her, or when you ain't even have custody of your children yet your girl wants to pay YOU child support just for blessing her with that fine child, or when you got mother fuckin copper pourin out your sweat glands from all the change you made, then and only then can you call yourself a BOSS. If none of this made sense then you gonna need a damn neck adjustment cause you're lookin up too high at the BOSS'S! Get ya mind right!
"Sir, my game with the ladies is kinda weak these days, do you think i could possibly enroll in Bossology 101 next semester?"

"Hey man i got denied for my 1,000 car loan." "Dude you should have majored in Bossology, should we take the Maybach to your job at McDonalds?"

"Baby I love you." "Woman cook me a damn taco! And throw some hot sauce on that hoe! When you done go ahead and get that ramen in the cupboard for yoself!" -Bossology life example
Bossology by THE BOSSDIGGITY March 18, 2011
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Bossology 

Bossology is simply the science of being a Boss. Not in the typical sense of being a boss to your employees, but being a freakin BOSS to everyone you come in contact with! When people bend down to tie your shoes just by giving them crazy eyes, or when your girlfriend has that homemade meal ready or if she don't she be running to that local kfc to make her man happy before he gets home, or when dudes be lookin at your girl and be layin by themselves at night thinking about her, or when you ain't even have custody of your children yet your girl wants to pay YOU child support just for blessing her with that fine child, or when you got mother fuckin copper pourin out your sweat glands from all the change you made, then and only then can you call yourself a BOSS. If none of this made sense then you gonna need a damn neck adjustment cause you're lookin up too high at the BOSS'S! Get ya mind right!
"Sir, my game with the ladies is kinda weak these days, do you think i could possibly enroll in Bossology 101 next semester?"

"Hey man i got denied for my 1,000 car loan." "Dude you should have majored in Bossology, should we take the Maybach to your job at McDonalds?"

"Baby I love you." "Woman cook me a damn taco! And throw some hot sauce on that hoe! When you done go ahead and get that ramen in the cupboard for yoself!" -Bossology life example
Bossology by THE BOSSDIGGITY March 13, 2011
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Bossology 

Bossology is simply the science of being a Boss. Not in the typical sense of being a boss to your employees, but being a freakin BOSS to everyone you come in contact with! When people bend down to tie your shoes just by giving them crazy eyes, or when your girlfriend has that homemade meal ready or if she don't she be running to that local kfc to make her man happy before he gets home, or when dudes be lookin at your girl and be layin by themselves at night thinking about her, or when you ain't even have custody of your children yet your girl wants to pay YOU child support just for blessing her with that fine child, or when you got mother fuckin copper pourin out your sweat glands from all the change you made, then and only then can you call yourself a BOSS. If none of this made sense then you gonna need a damn neck adjustment cause you're lookin up too high at the BOSS'S! Get ya mind right!
"Sir, my game with the ladies is kinda weak these days, do you think i could possibly enroll in Bossology 101 next semester?"

"Hey man i got denied for my 1,000 car loan." "Dude you should have majored in Bossology, should we take the Maybach to your job at McDonalds?"

"Baby I love you." "Woman cook me a damn taco! And throw some hot sauce on that hoe! When you done go ahead and get that ramen in the cupboard for yoself!" -Bossology life example
Bossology by BOSSDIGGITY March 14, 2011

Bossology 

Bossology is simply the science of being a Boss. Not in the typical sense of being a boss to your employees, but being a freakin BOSS to everyone you come in contact with! When people bend down to tie your shoes just by giving them crazy eyes, or when your girlfriend has that homemade meal ready or if she don't she be running to that local kfc to make her man happy before he gets home, or when dudes be lookin at your girl and be layin by themselves at night thinking about her, or when you ain't even have custody of your children yet your girl wants to pay YOU child support just for blessing her with that fine child, or when you got mother fuckin copper pourin out your sweat glands from all the change you made, then and only then can you call yourself a BOSS. If none of this made sense then you gonna need a damn neck adjustment cause you're lookin up too high at the BOSS'S! Get ya mind right!
"Sir, my game with the ladies is kinda weak these days, do you think i could possibly enroll in Bossology 101 next semester?"

"Hey man i got denied for my 1,000 car loan." "Dude you should have majored in Bossology, should we take the Maybach to your job at McDonalds?"

"Baby I love you." "Woman cook me a damn taco! And throw some hot sauce on that hoe! When you done go ahead and get that ramen in the cupboard for yoself!" -Bossology life example
Bossology by THE BOSSDIGGITY March 18, 2011

Bossology 

Bossology is simply the science of being a Boss. Not in the typical sense of being a boss to your employees, but being a freakin BOSS to everyone you come in contact with! When people bend down to tie your shoes just by giving them crazy eyes, or when your girlfriend has that homemade meal ready or if she don't she be running to that local kfc to make her man happy before he gets home, or when dudes be lookin at your girl and be layin by themselves at night thinking about her, or when you ain't even have custody of your children yet your girl wants to pay YOU child support just for blessing her with that fine child, or when you got freakin copper pourin out your sweat glands from all the change you made, then and only then can you call yourself a BOSS. If none of this made sense then you gonna need a damn neck adjustment cause you're lookin up too high at the BOSS'S! Women can be BOSS's too so don't get caught up! Get ya mind right!
"Sir, my game with the ladies is kinda weak these days, do you think i could possibly enroll in Bossology 101 next semester?"

"Hey man i got denied for my 1,000 car loan." "Dude you should have majored in Bossology, should we take the Maybach to your job at McDonalds?"

"Baby I love you." "Baby? Baby cook me a damn taco! And throw some hot sauce on that junk! When you done go ahead and get that ramen in the cupboard for yoself!" -Bossology life example
Bossology by THEBOSSDIGGITY March 20, 2011

Bishology 

Lifestyle company. Embodies BISH mentality. Badass. Independent. Smart. Happy.

Bishology makes the best gear & brush cleaners.
Bishology is the hottest new brand.
Bishology by Beauty Bae December 1, 2020

bussyology 

The study of bussy ,the male anus/rectum and how it can be used in sexual context. In practice, it's really just to see how much a dude can fit up his butt.
"Damn, I just found out I'm gay, guess I'll have to brush up on my bussyology"
bussyology by InvadrJim April 26, 2022
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