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Bropology
A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.
You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."
Bropology by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017
Brothology
The collection of the stories of Brometheus, Broseidon, Bropollo, and the many other gods of Brothology. Can be used in Phrat houses to teach pledges. All should live by the code of Brothology.
Brian- I majored in engineering, but minored in Brothology. All praise Broseidon!
James- All praise Broseidon!
James- All praise Broseidon!
Brothology by 2 Guys 1 Canoe June 28, 2013
brology
The study of bros and everything that has to do with overall true bromances. It is usually taught by a professor with years of intesive training, called brologists, brologists are usually the hardest thinking scientists in the science community. Brology became an official subject in high schools circa 2008
Is that a bromance? Or are they just gay?
Obviously you'd know the answer if you didn't skip all of your Brology classes.
Obviously you'd know the answer if you didn't skip all of your Brology classes.
Bobology
Shortened name for the Church of the Subgenious.
Bob Dobbs is the enigmatic leader and underlying philosopher espousing the virtues of "Slack"
Bob Dobbs is the enigmatic leader and underlying philosopher espousing the virtues of "Slack"
Bobology by Bobbert the Bobologist July 7, 2009
boobology
To be able to determine the weight and shape of the boob without haveing to see her nude. Know what every part of the boob, from the areola to the nipple and those little bumps women get when they are horny around the areola, i call them BRAILE for "TOUCH ME HERE"
boobologist: Those are a 36 DDD , pink nipples, 24.3 bumps around the areola etc etc.
women: wow, you sure know your boobology
women: wow, you sure know your boobology
brociology
brociology by D'SHZNT June 10, 2009