Brokercide

To brutally and creatively kill one of New York City's worst creatures: the real estate broker.

After charging me two months rent for nothing in particular, I committed brokercide by shoving my fee check up his nose with tremendous force.

by idislikebrokers July 6, 2010

Boomercide

The Systematic Extermination of any and all Boomers.

"Back in my day, we had to walk 200 miles of hellfire to get to school."- Boomer
"Okay, Boomer, you won't survive the Boomercide."- Some Zoomer

by Not Chairs November 15, 2019

brokencyde

The act of having a penis inserted into your ear.

1. "Holy shit, my grandma died last night"
"Really? I got brokencyded last night"
"Oh man, I'm so sorry."

2. "Did you hear about Jerry?"
"He's in hospital, yeah? The old brokencyde again."
"It pierced his brain. He spent all day yesterday telling me how much of a musical genius Chad Kroeger is."

by Ihatebadmusic January 25, 2009

boomercide

The systematic extermination of all boomers to protect the planet from their destructive behaviors. Some have said that Coronavirus Covid-19 is Earth's first attempt at the boomercide as it has a high mortality rate for boomers but essentially nobody else.

The boomercide will happen when the boomers are taken to an island which will be nuked as the zoomers zoom away on speed boats.

by Emperor Aurelian March 12, 2020

Bonercide

The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.

Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.

by Seximess December 1, 2011

brokencyde

Brokencyde (marketed as brokeNCYDE and also known as BC13) is a 4-piece group from New Mexico that combines crunk and screamo musical styles. Many music listeners despise them, and they get almost invariably bad reviews by magazines and critics. Brokencyde still maintains a fairly large audience of mostly "scene" teenagers, who themselves are often harshly criticized. Their latest album, as of November 2009, is I'm Not A Fan..But The Kids Like It. Brokencyde has garnered intense hatred from all music circles, and is universally regarded as an example of poor music, both lyrically and musically.

Typically found on a music forum:

<Br00t4l-sc3ne88> lol i just got the new brokeNCYDE record
<FenderGuitarist59> You have terrible taste in music
<Br00t4l-sc3ne88> stfu faggot ur music sux cock
<BassMan00 (MOD)> Agree with FG, banned

by some-random-asshole November 1, 2009

brokerite

brokerite is another name for a hipster or an indie kid. this term was invented after the release of the crime videogame Grand Theft Auto IV. the indie radio station, known as Radio Broker, describes hipsters (or those to hipster to call themselves hipster) or brokerites.

Bob: tom, your such a brokerite man

Tom: im to cool to be broker

by the gentlemen thief November 11, 2009