Boomer pad
A tablet, especially an iPad, particularly when used for any task that you can do perfectly well with a cell phone.
Boomer pad by Jay Dubya Bee June 30, 2021
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Boomerpan
A boomerang/frying pan hybrid weapon, used only by those of KiraClan. It's special non-stick surface makes it easy to clean and it's unorthodox heritage allows it the unusual quality of being both a close range and long range weapon.
The boomerpan smashed the poor man upside the head as he tried to escape before returning loyally to it's wielders hand.
Boomerpan by WhiskeyLullaby November 7, 2013
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boomeradication
Secretly wished-for plan to dispose of those Americans and Britons born between 1946 and 1952 who still boringly insist on the '60s generation's overwhelming cultural relevance & greatness.
boomeradication by shockman September 27, 2007
Boomerparel
Conjunction of "Boomer" and "Apparel", Boomerparel is a vein of edgy "Attitude" t-shirts that are typically long-winded statements of how tough, independent, sassy, patriotic, grumpy, or any other boastful sentiments the individual wearing them is. Typically worn by Boomers, but occasionally seen on aging Gen-X. Shirts with statements such as:
•"I'm Sorry, You're Coming For My What?" with the graphic of a Redneck skeleton and an arsenal of guns at his back.
•"ATTENTION! Until Further Notice My STUPID PEOPLE FILTER Needs Cleaned, And My GIVE A DAMN Meter Is Broken!" with, oddly enough, a "gothic" rendition of Spyro the Dragon
•"I'm sorry, did I OFFEND you!?"
•"My Freedoms Don't End Where Your Fear Begins"
A sub-group of Overly Religious Boomerparel can be found worn by all ages, with phrases such as "Leave The Judgin' To JESUS" or some such.
•"I'm Sorry, You're Coming For My What?" with the graphic of a Redneck skeleton and an arsenal of guns at his back.
•"ATTENTION! Until Further Notice My STUPID PEOPLE FILTER Needs Cleaned, And My GIVE A DAMN Meter Is Broken!" with, oddly enough, a "gothic" rendition of Spyro the Dragon
•"I'm sorry, did I OFFEND you!?"
•"My Freedoms Don't End Where Your Fear Begins"
A sub-group of Overly Religious Boomerparel can be found worn by all ages, with phrases such as "Leave The Judgin' To JESUS" or some such.
Boomerparel by The Kilted Heathen October 13, 2021