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Boomer pad 

A tablet, especially an iPad, particularly when used for any task that you can do perfectly well with a cell phone.
"Jesus Christ, look at that woman taking a photo of the Grand Canyon with her Boomer pad."
Boomer pad by Jay Dubya Bee June 30, 2021
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Boomerpan 

A boomerang/frying pan hybrid weapon, used only by those of KiraClan. It's special non-stick surface makes it easy to clean and it's unorthodox heritage allows it the unusual quality of being both a close range and long range weapon.
The boomerpan smashed the poor man upside the head as he tried to escape before returning loyally to it's wielders hand.
Boomerpan by WhiskeyLullaby November 7, 2013

boomeradication 

Secretly wished-for plan to dispose of those Americans and Britons born between 1946 and 1952 who still boringly insist on the '60s generation's overwhelming cultural relevance & greatness.
*Another* fucking Stones tour? Boomeradication NOW!
boomeradication by shockman September 27, 2007

Boomerparel 

Conjunction of "Boomer" and "Apparel", Boomerparel is a vein of edgy "Attitude" t-shirts that are typically long-winded statements of how tough, independent, sassy, patriotic, grumpy, or any other boastful sentiments the individual wearing them is. Typically worn by Boomers, but occasionally seen on aging Gen-X. Shirts with statements such as:
•"I'm Sorry, You're Coming For My What?" with the graphic of a Redneck skeleton and an arsenal of guns at his back.
•"ATTENTION! Until Further Notice My STUPID PEOPLE FILTER Needs Cleaned, And My GIVE A DAMN Meter Is Broken!" with, oddly enough, a "gothic" rendition of Spyro the Dragon
•"I'm sorry, did I OFFEND you!?"
•"My Freedoms Don't End Where Your Fear Begins"

A sub-group of Overly Religious Boomerparel can be found worn by all ages, with phrases such as "Leave The Judgin' To JESUS" or some such.
Sunday Lunch Rush at Golden Corral has enough Boomerparel to make me want to gouge my eyes out...
Boomerparel by The Kilted Heathen October 13, 2021

boomerpain 

an act or utterance that backfires on its originator incurring a feeling of pain or suffering
Asking for help boomerpained. Not only did I not receive help, now I have double the work!
boomerpain by cson52 March 22, 2023

Boomerpants 

1) A person that wears the pants of a boomer.

2) A person that has explosive diarrhea in there pants.
Haha! John, you’re a boomerpants!

Oh god, I heard Peter are a Taco Bell burrito and became a boomerpants.
Boomerpants by GoryGamer October 2, 2019

Boomerpants 

1) A person that wears the pants of a boomer.

2) A person that has explosive diarrhea in there pants.
Haha! John, you’re a boomerpants!

Oh god, I heard Peter ate a Taco Bell burrito and became a boomerpants.
Boomerpants by GoryGamer October 2, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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