gookmobile

A car, similar to a ricer, but usually shittier and over accessorized for what it is, usually driven by Asians. The main feature that separates a gookmobile from a ricer is a gookmobile ALWAYS looks like it has been in an accident, most likely due to the "skills" that an Asian drivers possess

Had this gookmobile pull up along side me at the light, the fucker revved it up at me so I blew him full of black

by snakeskin wallet April 7, 2015

Goremobile

Any public transit vehicle. The name is derived from American presidential election loser turned environment activist, the tubby genius Al Gore.

I was late today because I took the Goremobile and it broke down.

by circushead August 24, 2006

Bookmobile

A bookmobile or mobile library is a large vehicle designed for use as a library. They are designed to hold books on shelves so that when the vehicle is parked the books can be accessed by readers. They usually have sufficient space so that people can also sit and read books inside them.

So what do you do?

I'm a Bookmobile driver.

That sucks.

Yeah..

by HOV Lane June 3, 2010

goonmobile

cheap, dumpy, usually red car that goons ride in all day long till the wheels fall off--not once do they think about high gas prices; they just think about getting high...

Yeah, here comes the goonmobile...its been following me everywhere...DAMN!!

by BoomBoomRoom June 27, 2008

bookmobile

The vehicle driven by an individual who is offered every job they apply for. Especially used in instances of persons working in the performing arts who "book" several jobs in a row.

I'm taking the Bookmobile down to Steppenwolf today - wish me luck!

by MissSCA June 2, 2010

goonmobile

A 2008 Dodge Challenger drove by the Goonlord at an Arizona coffee drive thru

"Did you see that guy caught lacking at the coffee shop, bro? He just committed goonicide, he drove a good goonmobile too"

by goonening January 30, 2025

bookmobile vs. boobmobile

We know which one would win as far as da number of folks gathered around it. :P

Y'know, da concept of "bookmobile vs. boobmobile" might not be such a crazy idea, after all --- if they had one or more chesty chicks operate and staff said tomes-stocked bus, and promised guys dat dey would each get to feel up said well-endowed cuties for a few minutes in exchange for every book dat dey read, local literacy and readership would likely skyrocket!

by QuacksO January 24, 2022