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Pulling out after sex and leaving the condom hanging out of the vagina or anus to let the partner know you are not finished with them, and in the case of an orgy, to mark which partner you were last with.

“Oh she just waited while I got me a beer, I’d Bookmarked that pussy brother”

bookmarked by Budget Ninja August 22, 2014

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Bookmarked

To meet and claim someone as yours ahead of time while living your hoe phase.

“met too soon”

Sarah my dream wife, but I gotta get my hoe phase out of the way first; she definitely getting bookmarked

Bookmarked by BIGLEE_78 November 16, 2018

No Bookmarked

When you are supposed to have read a book and the test is the next day and you stay up the night before and read the book all the way through.

Jim: Bro, did you read "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"?
Joe: Yeah man, I no bookmarked that thing so hard last night!
Jim: Nice!

No Bookmarked by CollegeRush November 15, 2011

muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.

I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.

muddy bookmark by Shithousepoet March 13, 2015

Buffalo bookmark

wiping feces on the page of a book

Jay was mad at Dave so he took his anatomy book into the bathroom at left a Buffalo bookmark on the day's assignment.

Buffalo bookmark by matthew rivers July 2, 2007

Crappy Bookmark

A Crappy bookmark bought in Mexico.

Teacher: Where did you get that bookmark
Student: In Mexico
Teacher: That's a crappy bookmark!

Crappy Bookmark by TheWindSoldier April 1, 2010

Macon Bookmark

After sex, shit in any book and leave.

I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.

Macon Bookmark by 1_SHOt March 25, 2009

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026