1. When playing a first person shooter you are purely getting headshots back to back, the dome being the head
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2. Getting head
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1. Setting: Halo 3 Guardian Team Doubles BRs
Teammate 1: We have one at snipe 2 and one at mid curly ramp
Teammate 2: Dont worry about it im at blue and even though its normally hard to shoot mid curly ramp from blue ive been getting dome all day
Teammate 1: Well good give him a good teabag after you get that dome
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2. I'm such a hard-ass that I've been getting dome all day
After sex, shit in any book and leave.
I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.
Buy a
Macon Bookmark
mug!
After sex the girl leaves to go to the bathroom, promptly shit under her pillow and leave quickly for her to find the present later.
After I fucked this bitch gave her a golden shower she went to dry of and I just gave her the Macon Tooth Fairy.
Buy a
Macon Tooth Fairy
mug!
After fucking a bitch you shit in the dryer on the way out the door and turn it on. The prime objective is that the shit will evenly coat the inside rim of the dryer.
She wouldnt do my laundry the next day so I gave her the Macon Dry Cleaner
Buy a
Macon Dry Cleaner
mug!
To be so defiled that to be titted on is the only thing in the world that is worse than being shit on.
I shit on that kid in cod4 so bad i think i titted on him.
A boob where the nipple has a small amount of hair that grows under the nipple.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT this pornstar has titlers.
