Bookerd

{book-rd} adjective, 1. the condition of being highly intoxicated 2. fubared

That guy is bookerd.

She planned on getting bookerd. Now she's paying for it with a hangover from hell.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009

Badlands Booker

Badlands Booker is a professional eater, and chugger. He also produces beats, and hip hop. He is also the man behind badlands chugs on youtube. He is a boss.

Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Its Badlands Booker *clicks on his video*

Badlands Booker: Yes Sir! Badlands Chugs is back! and brought to you by....the badlands booker headphones...

by badlandsbookerfan December 18, 2013

Bookended

When, while sitting at a bar, a person is flanked on either side by individuals who have chosen to take out books and read rather than continue a conversation. Also known as a Bilateral Booking.

At the Zig Zag last night Brian tried to talk to two babes, but ended up completely bookended.

by CA Central May 27, 2009

Bookend Lols

When you're texting your friend replying with a lol, and then continue on with your own comment and/or joke, and add another lol at the end for emphasis.

Bobby: Yo did you watch last night's episode of American Crime Story? Shit was bananas.

Suraya: Lol yeah it was good, but I still hate David Schwimmer lol.

Bobby: Them bookend lols can't stop won't stop.

by ColonelMustard24 August 1, 2016

Booker Special

The Booker Special is a secret array of outstanding moves put on a girl, of which you do not know the name of, in the bed room.

"Yo I just Booker Specialed the crap out of that girl and now I think she wants me"
"ohh yea, whats her name?"
"I'm not sure yet"

by General Booker January 20, 2009

Bookering

When one claims to do something crazy and illegal but it turns out he's full of shit and it perfectly legal.

Damn i cant believe he's bookering by smoking in the smoking section.

by Sammy Harper September 6, 2018

bonkerdom

The land a person lives in when they have been (professionally or otherwise) deemed as being bonkers.

My psych wrote a report about me that basically says i live in bonkerdom.

by bentalphanerd August 23, 2009