a term typically used in the south or in central appalachia used to define someone so ugly one cant tell if it is a boogey man or a moose. May be male or female.
Typically associated with Femdom D/s scenes, this quasi-fetish is characterized as an act of complete submission whereby a dominant woman, Alpha Female, or Dominatrix forces a submissive male to eat her snot, mucus, or magic nose goblins against his better judgment as an extreme form of erotic humiliation.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"