a term typically used in the south or in central appalachia used to define someone so ugly one cant tell if it is a boogey man or a moose. May be male or female.
Typically associated with Femdom D/s scenes, this quasi-fetish is characterized as an act of complete submission whereby a dominant woman, Alpha Female, or Dominatrix forces a submissive male to eat her snot, mucus, or magic nose goblins against his better judgment as an extreme form of erotic humiliation.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.