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Boogerboar 

A male equivalent to the @boogerhog. A man who is both highly unattractive and over weight, who's main personality trait is the ability to never stop talking, can't take hints to leave you alone and diet consists of fast food, cigarettes, and energy drinks.
That guy from Ardy's is such a boogerboar, I couldn't wait to get out of there
Boogerboar by Apollo Lawson May 31, 2023
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Boogerbeard 

A phenomenon caused when a human male is swimming and boogers or snot flowing out of his nose become lodged in his facial hair.
Did you see Paul jump into the lake? When he came up he had a boogerbeard!
antonyms: Boogerbukkake
misspellings; Booger beard, booger-beard, boogiebeard, bugerbeard
Boogerbeard by Joey Tcif January 24, 2015
A boogerboo is someone who eats boogers while playing peekaboo. Old men usually like boogerboo's. Boogerboos are often found in daycare but some can be found in pubs with goblins and other types of unicorns. If you see a boogerboo please let them know you want a booger then eat it.
Look at that "boogerboo" in the distance.
Boogerboo by A-boogerboo December 11, 2021

Broverboard 

When a bro does an act that is most definitely overboard.
I went broverboard when I ate all the Doritos that my bro bough for himself.

boogerberg 

A boogerberg is a booger that has been part of the booger glacier and has now broken loose. Once the boogerberg breaks loose an insatiable urge is automatically triggered to pick or blow the boogerberg from the nasal causeway.

Unattended boogerbergs will soon penetrate the light of the nostril and become visible to others. The social risk escalates exponentially once the boogerberg is visible. All attempts to deal with the new moving berg will be noticed by others who will immediately wonder if the berg has been inhaled, palmed or dislodged onto your tie.
Rats!!! a boogerberg is making its way through my nose and I'm in a meeting for the next two hours. It's driving me crazy.
boogerberg by ecopsych101 January 15, 2008

Boogerbortion 

The act of removing fetus sized boogers.
OMG I had this booger for 3 days. Lets fish it out .Call the boogerbortionist.

OMG, I just had a late-term boogerbortion. This thing is yuge!!!!
Boogerbortion by pi3dets December 16, 2016

boozeboarding 

The practice of taking out a friend or colleague in the hopes of extracting information from them when they are drunk.
I heard boozeboarding was involved in getting her to talk about the affair that happened at the company Christmas party.
boozeboarding by Rylucpicard September 7, 2016
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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