This is what is found on a touch screen of a TV or computer display in a bar restroom. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

"I was in RampHearts Bar and noticed mad dick boogers on the touch screen LED TV over the urinal. I told Cameron to have someone wipe it off"

Dick Booger by kerb-stirer January 15, 2017

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Dick booger

Dried up seman that forms on the penile area

This dick booger won't come off my penile area, I might have to take a shower

Dick booger by Corey sinopoli March 9, 2009

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Dick booger

A mass of unidentified material, on or around the penis.

I woke up this morning, after a hard night partying, with the biggest dick booger I'd ever seen.

Dick booger by Blackbilly1965 February 3, 2019

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Dick booger

The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.

After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.

Dick booger by Spartanite March 28, 2019

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Dick booger

The stuff that comes out when a male pees after ejaculating

Bro i just shot out a dick booger after nutting

Dick booger by Dickbooger.net July 25, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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