The alter
ego responsible for anything
bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim
Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."
Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter
ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry I
fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."
Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a
bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-
ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's
charity! That's not who I really am!"
Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
