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Boob Ninja 

A person who is very subtle or sneaky when it comes to looking at a female's breasts.

Used as a compliment by males and a warning or an insult by females.
Girl1: Bob said that he didn't masturbate. He's so lying.

Girl2: I dunno. Maybe he's telling the truth. I mean, I've never seen him look at a girl's boobs before.

Girl1: That's because he's probably a boob ninja.
Boob Ninja by Littleman29 February 24, 2010

boob-nervous

the awkward feeling a guy gets when faced with a woman with large attractive breasts
from a Trailer Park Boys movie trailer. A guy faced with a woman with big ones shifts on his feet and doesn't know where to look. She says why are you all boob-nervous?
boob-nervous by proky January 26, 2010

boob noob 

a person(usually a young male) who very poorly begins to fondle the female breast. They make very awkward motions and tend to hurt the poor little boobies, the girl then goes and finds someone who knows what they are doing. Usually this is the noobs older brother.
Bekka: "So Hailey how was Kyle last night? *wink*"

Hailey: "Such a boob noob! It was so freakin painful! But don't worry his big brother Mikey made them feel better!"

Bekka: "HAHAHAHAHA! Such a boob noob!"
boob noob by me44 January 3, 2011

Boob Nabbage 

Definition:

To grab a breast in such fashion as a thief would steal a purse.

"That guy tried to steal that woman's purse!"

"No, he only grabbed her boob!"

"Oh, boob nabbage! Weak!"
Boob Nabbage by WendyWendy March 3, 2009

boob noodle

Noun; A piece of pasta that has fallen into a woman's chest cleavage.
"Oh no, a piece of macaroni fell down my shirt, you want it?"
"Eeww NO! Why would i want your boob noodle?"

Boob Nazi 

A person who militantly believes that babies are born to be breastfed, that it's a mother's obligation to give her baby it's birthright through nursing. Strives for education and the destruction of ignorance.
Melissa is nursing her three-year-old, and has boycotted Nestle Corp. for it's formula practices, she's such a boob nazi.
Boob Nazi by Ellen April 5, 2005