bong dong 

When you can't get hard because you are so high. Analogous to whiskey dick, but through the use of marijuana.

"Dude that chick was blowing me last night, but too bad I had bong dong."
"Man, that sucks. She was hot too."

bong dong by 24Ebok8 May 10, 2009

Bong dong 

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.

Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!

Bong dong by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

Bong-Dong 

An impliment used by druggies while having sex. Specifically a dildo that can be used as a bong simultaneously.

"I wanted to take a hit while I was getting laid last night, so instead of just using a dildo, I fired up the Bong-Dong."

Bong-Dong by OysterCultist January 3, 2010

Suck the Dong Bong 

There's a thing called a dong bong - it is a beer bong with a penis on the end of it where you put your mouth. So if you want to say something really and truly sucks you say that they suck the dong bong...because it is humiliating.

Melissa: Have you heard of that band, Fall Out Boy?
Annie: Oh yeah man, they suck the dong bong.

Suck the Dong Bong by NatashaSmiles July 2, 2009

The Dong Bong 

The act of cupping a male's testicles during felatio; Using one hand to firmly grip the shaft, as if smoking cannabis from a "bong"

Steve Why werent you at the party last night?

I was, but katie was Dong Bonging the shit out of me in the closet!

Word: The Dong Bong

The Dong Bong by The Donglord March 12, 2011

bong a dong 

The process of giving someone a blow job. Giving head. Sucking dick.

hey, that girl over there is really hot. Yeah, and she sure knows how to bong a dong.

bong a dong by Kristoe & LC December 22, 2005

Dong Bong

A sexual act in which falacio is performed, and the person giving the oral stimulation places their finger over the receiving parties anus and releases as the receiving party ejaculates.

"Man I had this girl give me an awesome blow job last night, she treated my penis like dong bong!"

Dong Bong by Wesley Sniper August 18, 2011