Bong Shlong
Bong Shlong by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016
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Shlong bong
An instrument that is used to smoke cannabis. This particular instrument must resemble a penis, otherwise it will just be classified as a bong, which will decrease both the value and appeal. (the herb is placed in one of the wrinkles on the scrotum and the smoke is inhaled out the dick hole)
Yo foo, I just got this kick ass Pink Floyd cd. How about we pop this sucka in and break out the shlong bong
Shlong bong by Steven wallaceson May 10, 2009
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Shlong Bong
Shlong Bong by HUD1974 August 6, 2020
Shlong-bong
When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick
Shlong-bong by Robert Robert May 18, 2021
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A word used to offend cambodians. even though it has no meaning, it is frequently used by vietnamese people who have seen mychonny's video.
bong schlong by Qong+Xela October 8, 2009
schlong bong
schlong bong by Spongebutt Squishpants August 23, 2004
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