n., syn. "toilet paper", paper tickets needed in order to take a poop
Damn, the stall is all out of poop tickets. Can you spare a square?
An interjection used by Jawas.
v. To thoroughly demolish someone in a spectacularly gruesome way. "Ruining one's shit" goes far beyond simple pwn
1. That bastich mouthed off one too many times, so Lobo came and ruined his shit.
2. That 2000-lb bomb totally ruined that Iraqi's shit.
n. Syn. for "dad." Implies that any man that would willing whelp his significant other is a chump. Orig.: duh (i.e., "stupid") + dad
For some reason, moo
couldn't figure out that bringing a shrieking baby to the movie theatre would be a bad idea.
n. Something that's great fun to take a toke on.
Hey bitch, why don't you take a hit on the old schlong bong. Zzzzip!
n. The end result of locking one's child in a car on a hot day and forgetting about it. Usually refered to as "little sizzler" or "li'l sizzler."
I just read about some moo
that forgot their sprog
in the SUV. Seems like you read about one little sizzler per day during the summer.