Bonerlove

When you think you love her but in reality it's just because she is so hot.

A: Dude, I I'm so in love with her.

B: Nah man that's probably just bonerlove. You don't even know her.

by Katanda November 25, 2013

bonerloaf

Use when no other word will suffice.

Origin: just because it's impossible not to laugh the first time you hear 'bonerloaf.'

Neil: Wow, that was... I mean it just... that's....
Bob: ...Bonerloaf?
Neil: Exactly!

by Barry Dinpoon May 8, 2007

boneover

spending the night or weekend with another with the specific purpose of staying in bed together the entire time

Winifred came home yesterday after a two day boneover at Charly's totally exhausted.

by ezreit January 16, 2010

bonerometer

The name for your penis when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.

Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'

by markopoko June 5, 2010

bonerodeo

when you are lying in bed with a morning glory (hard on) and some asshole slams the door open and jumps on you, trying to not only protect your boner but also hide the fact that it is there whilst trying to throw the person off who is on top of you

did you hear Luke had a piss fat the other morning when Jimbob barged in and jumped on him? total Bonerodeo man

by scott gelato October 10, 2010

bonerzone

An area that induces instant boner.

Hey, those shoes are totally bonerzone.

by apple_eater5000 August 8, 2009

bonecover

when getting an erection usually on a bus,you would use your sandwich box or news paper to get off the bus

fucker!!!! i need a bonecover

by knockoffnigel January 29, 2009