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bonerloaf
Use when no other word will suffice.
Origin: just because it's impossible not to laugh the first time you hear 'bonerloaf.'
Origin: just because it's impossible not to laugh the first time you hear 'bonerloaf.'
bonerloaf by Barry Dinpoon May 8, 2007
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bonerometer
Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'
bonerometer by markopoko June 5, 2010
bonerodeo
when you are lying in bed with a morning glory (hard on) and some asshole slams the door open and jumps on you, trying to not only protect your boner but also hide the fact that it is there whilst trying to throw the person off who is on top of you
did you hear Luke had a piss fat the other morning when Jimbob barged in and jumped on him? total Bonerodeo man
bonerodeo by scott gelato October 10, 2010
bonerzone
bonerzone by apple_eater5000 August 8, 2009
bonecover
when getting an erection usually on a bus,you would use your sandwich box or news paper to get off the bus
bonecover by knockoffnigel January 29, 2009
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