A bonerdoner is a guy that a girl, usually very attractive, elects to have pre-arranged sex with her one or more times just to get over a relationship/bad test/daddy problems or just because she is extremely horny at the moment. A bonerdoner differentiates from a fuckbuddy in that they do not necessarily have to be friends, nor do they have to have sex more than one time.

Julia: So, did you get a bonerdoner for the big weekend?

Paulina: Yeah, he's some rich Harvard guy.

Julia: I heard Harvard guys have small dicks.

Paulina: Well I guess I'll find out after this weekend, I mean, he's just a bonerdoner, so it's not like we're attached.

Bonerdoner by JuanCordobes August 14, 2012

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Bonerlove

When you think you love her but in reality it's just because she is so hot.

A: Dude, I I'm so in love with her.

B: Nah man that's probably just bonerlove. You don't even know her.

Bonerlove by Katanda November 25, 2013

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Bonerleer

A belt for carrying a large number of assorted dildos and other phallic objects within easy and accessible reach.

Etymology: A bandolier of boners.

Alternative spelling: Bonerlier

My wife: “If I ever have sex with a lady I’ll be confused and wonder where her penis is.”
Me, an intellectual: “No you won’t, you’ll just pull one of yours out of your bonerleer and use it on her.”

Bonerleer by Pleased But Sticky September 17, 2021

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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