A bonerdoner is a guy that a girl, usually very attractive, elects to have pre-arranged sex with her one or more times just to get over a relationship/bad test/daddy problems or just because she is extremely horny at the moment. A bonerdoner differentiates from a fuckbuddy in that they do not necessarily have to be friends, nor do they have to have sex more than one time.
Julia: So, did you get a bonerdoner for the big weekend?
My wife: “If I ever have sex with a lady I’ll be confused and wonder where her penis is.”
Me, an intellectual: “No you won’t, you’ll just pull one of yours out of your bonerleer and use it on her.”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"