bonerzone

An area that induces instant boner.

Hey, those shoes are totally bonerzone.

by apple_eater5000 August 8, 2009

Bonetone

a) to drink, while intoxicated by alcohol, past the hour of 3AM; b) to drink until sunrise; c) a state of mind that is reached only after 3AM while intoxicated by alcohol

a) We are all going to "Bonetone" tonight.; b) We are going "Bonetone"!; c) "Bonetone" Sessions inside the ride!; d) Primitive-Science always brings the "Bonetone".

by Primitive-Science May 20, 2010

bonerowner

When a guy has an erection

You are hot! You are making me a bonerowner!

by Rev. Boner August 12, 2006

bonerphone

the bonerphone is a closely related yet larger version of the skin flute. One who plays the bonerphone is usually female or gay.

person 1: "I can play two instruments."

person 2: " yeah, the skin flute AND the bonerphone"

person 1: Ha Ha bitch

by i hate liars February 17, 2007

welcome to the bonezone

a phrase often use in a sexual relationship. commonly right before getting what is knows a "anal evacuation", which is a phrase for anal

Gf: *walk in to bedroom after work"
Bf: *laying on bed nacked* "Welcome to the bonezone"
Gf: what in the fresh titty.."

by kinkysauce.exe May 8, 2018

bonerboning

when something happens that instantly takes away a boner.

yo i got longshotted with a throwing knife in cod yesterday and i was doin nice too. it was so bonerboning.

by JB177 March 25, 2010

bonerometer

The name for your penis when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.

Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'

by markopoko June 5, 2010