Bonerjob

The act of a girl walking into a room and a male instantly gets a colossal boner.

--"You get a Bonerjob yet?"
-"No, not yet"

by Wolfgame May 3, 2012

boxerjob

A blowjob with boxers on.

Kari gave Rob a boxerjob.

by Matt Dennis July 15, 2005

boxerjob

When a guy gets a blowjob (hopefully from a girl) with boxers on.

I was laying in bed with my girlfriend. Her and I were watching television. I was wearing boxers. She looked at me with a very devilish grin, and reached inside my boxers. I felt myself get a little hard from her touch. She took my dick and balls out of my boxers. By this time, I was fully hard. She put her mouth around my fat cock and began to go up and down on me. I moaned a little bit. She began to hum, and it drove me up a wall. I moaned so much. I felt an orgasm growing inside me. My breath began to quicken. She was deepthroating me now. I moaned a little more. A few seconds later, I felt an explosion inside me. I thrust my cock into her mouth, and I felt the cum come out. She took my dick out of her mouth and gave me a little hand job to make sure I was done. I looked into her eyes and said, "That was the best boxerjob ever."

by Anonymous32508 May 24, 2008

boner job

This is a job that someone is so in love with that they get a boner every time they're doing it.

Damn, Chris has got the best boner job testing video games.

by MrAutomatic September 18, 2008

bonejob

A classy and discreet way of refering to railing some random slut. Takes its name from its sister term, blowjob.

Tack: Dude, I totally gave some chick a serious bonejob last night."
Freeman: He's talking about sex!"

by Red Freeman August 28, 2004

bonejob

A person who acts like they have a degree from Harvard but clearly does not. Hates sports, rock, rap and secretly wishes it was socially acceptable to wear a kilt. Likes to hang in the woods and sing, opposed to getting drunk in a bar. Uses unnecessary, complicated words even when he orders food at McDonald's. Only drinks wine and port, because beer is way too pedestrian. Also challenges people to drinking contests, only to be puking and begging for God to spare his life by 8pm.

I invited a coworker to a case race, he claimed to be a drinking machine, but turned out to be a bonejob!

by broman1 December 13, 2009

Boneroblongata

The part of the brain that women use to control the opposite sex. They can turn it on and off at will. Science cannot fully explain this part of the female brain and as a result it has been omitted from all medical databases. Some conspiracy theorists believe this is a ploy of the conservative right wing in order to suppress the advancement of female sexuality.

Autopsy of Marilyn Monroe

Dr 1: "Let's open her brain up and see what she died of."
Dr 2: "OMG look at the size of that organ! Her Boneroblongata is HUG--"
Dr 1: "DUDE... you can't say that... it's not an officially recognized part of the female brain! No matter how massive and remarkable it is, you can't acknowledge it!"
Dr 2: "Oh sorry... *clears throat* it appears Ms. Monroe has an unremarkable brain."
Dr 1: "Good man... good man... the secret is still safe."

by blazerecu November 28, 2011