Boner Break

When your boner is so strong and hard it rips through your undies and pants. Mostly common in extremely strong people like Chuck Norris, and other individuals with rock hard cocks with strength stronger than most men.

"Dude, so that hot teacher Jessica was teaching class today on Sexual Health and I was so hard I had a boner break and everyone saw my rock hard cock"

Boner Break by GeniusBansel December 29, 2017

Boner Breaker 9000 

When a man falls off, or is pushed off, of his bed whilst having morning wood, and lands on his boner thereby dislocating it.

Chris said "Dude I gave James the Boner Breaker 9000 yesterday. He went to the hospital LOL"
Connor said "You say lol one more time and i'll replace your eyeballs with your testicles!"

Boner Breaker 9000 by Professor Boner November 2, 2011

Boner Breaker

Boner Breaker Is a term used for certain images, people, or objects that ceases a man's erection. Often said as, 'B-b-boner breaker!'

Chris: This erection is so good!

Simon: Margaret Thatcher naked..

Chris: Eugh! What?! My erection! It's gone!

Simon: B-b-b-boner breaker!

Boner Breaker by Ferrik October 4, 2008

boner breaker

1. An action or event that totally kills your boner.
2. Also used as an adjective in the place of a word like grenade.

1. John: Did you bone Carrie last night?
Jack: No dude! Her mom walked in and it was a total boner breaker!

1. James: FML! The Netherlands lost the World Cup!
Jason: Total boner breaker!

2. John: Hey, Allie is lookin' pretty cute dude.
Jack: No way bro! Allie is a total boner breaker! You must be drunk dude.

boner breaker by Martin Stekelenberg January 24, 2011

Boner Breakfast

When a female gives a male a blowjob through a pancake!

Holy shit man i just got a BONER BREAKFAST

Boner Breakfast by TRES123 April 10, 2009

Boner Breaker

The default image that a guy thinks of as an attempt to stop himself from becoming fully erect when it isn't appropriate...

Dude... You're in High School now... You need to have some kind of Boner Breaker

Boner Breaker by Pit Pat Piper May 10, 2016

breakfast boner 

an erection similar to the morning wood, only it is slightly delayed and doesnt rise until your at the breakfast table. can also refer to a morning wood erection that doesnt go down until your at the breafast table. or it can simply be used interchangably with morning wood.

Steve woke up in the morning to his surprise with no erection. However, while waiting on his pancakes Steve got a breakfast boner.

breakfast boner by canvasfred August 9, 2010