Boner Break

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When your boner is so strong and hard it rips through your undies and pants. Mostly common in extremely strong people like Chuck Norris, and other individuals with rock hard cocks with strength stronger than most men.

"Dude, so that hot teacher Jessica was teaching class today on Sexual Health and I was so hard I had a boner break and everyone saw my rock hard cock"

Boner Break by GeniusBansel December 29, 2017

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Boner Breaker 9000

When a man falls off, or is pushed off, of his bed whilst having morning wood, and lands on his boner thereby dislocating it.

Chris said "Dude I gave James the Boner Breaker 9000 yesterday. He went to the hospital LOL"
Connor said "You say lol one more time and i'll replace your eyeballs with your testicles!"

Boner Breaker 9000 by Professor Boner November 2, 2011

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Boner Breaker

Boner Breaker Is a term used for certain images, people, or objects that ceases a man's erection. Often said as, 'B-b-boner breaker!'

Chris: This erection is so good!

Simon: Margaret Thatcher naked..

Chris: Eugh! What?! My erection! It's gone!

Simon: B-b-b-boner breaker!

Boner Breaker by Ferrik October 4, 2008

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boner breaker

1. An action or event that totally kills your boner.
2. Also used as an adjective in the place of a word like grenade.

1. John: Did you bone Carrie last night?
Jack: No dude! Her mom walked in and it was a total boner breaker!

1. James: FML! The Netherlands lost the World Cup!
Jason: Total boner breaker!

2. John: Hey, Allie is lookin' pretty cute dude.
Jack: No way bro! Allie is a total boner breaker! You must be drunk dude.

boner breaker by Martin Stekelenberg January 24, 2011

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Boner Breakfast

When a female gives a male a blowjob through a pancake!

Holy shit man i just got a BONER BREAKFAST

Boner Breakfast by TRES123 April 10, 2009

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Boner Breaker

The default image that a guy thinks of as an attempt to stop himself from becoming fully erect when it isn't appropriate...

Dude... You're in High School now... You need to have some kind of Boner Breaker

Boner Breaker by Pit Pat Piper May 10, 2016

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breakfast boner

an erection similar to the morning wood, only it is slightly delayed and doesnt rise until your at the breakfast table. can also refer to a morning wood erection that doesnt go down until your at the breafast table. or it can simply be used interchangably with morning wood.

Steve woke up in the morning to his surprise with no erection. However, while waiting on his pancakes Steve got a breakfast boner.

breakfast boner by canvasfred August 9, 2010

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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