Breakfast

A meal...obviously...

Who the fuck needs to know what breakfast is? Seriously...why are you even searching it?

by Chick mag January 14, 2010

Breakfast

A mythological event before the dawn of time.

"I don't believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. With a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist"

by Rupert Budge March 21, 2007

breakfast

ass

I eat ass for breakfast

by YeboyWithAHugeOne October 12, 2018

breakfast

The first meal of the day, sometimes served in bed. However, dinner is much better in bed.

You may get breakfast in bed, but I get dinner in bed, which is much better.

by LK March 21, 2004

Breakfast

Eggs and bacon, nuff said

Breakfast usually consists of some eggs, bacon, toast, coffee and/or orange juice, chocolate milk, regular milk etc

Breakfast is good

by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

Breakfast

The act of eating your woman out in the morning while your kids are sleeping. (in a sexual way)

Guy 1: damn, i just had a good ass breakfast this morning.

Guy 2: Really, what did you have ?

Guy 1: My wife...

by latinflavor August 16, 2009

breakfast

A meal that is usually served in the morning.

Let's go to IHOP (International House of Pancakes) for breakfast today!

by Kyle May 17, 2003