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Bommyknocker 

1. Bommyknocker: Two people in bed, at least one of whom must be male, the man rolls over towards his partner, causing his penis to 'flop' onto their leg or belly.

2. Bommyknocker substitution: Slapping somebody on the leg using your outside arm, indicating that they have just been figuratively cockslapped.

3. Verbal Bommyknocker: Using all of your tact and wit to orally wang-whack your unsuspecting foe.
1. "Look, we're just friends, sharing this bed tonight does not give you the right to Bommyknocker me."

2. "I'm gonna kill that bastard for Bommyknockering me!"

3. "Your momma. Bommyknocker!"
Bommyknocker by SamecksDiamond January 20, 2004
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Bommy-knocker

“Get me some bread, or I'll hit you with my bommy-knocker.”
Bommy-knocker by SomeShitlord September 21, 2017

tommyknocker 

Miners who have been trapped in cave-ins and pound on the rocks for rescue. It is believed that the ghosts of these miners go on knocking in the mine shafts long after the victims have died.

This definition was the basis for Stephen King's bestselling book The Tommyknockers, only in his story it was aliens that had been trapped underground instead of miners. Not a bad book.
We went out to the old mine at midnight and heard the tommyknockers tapping from far below.
tommyknocker by Phaedrus Raen June 26, 2006

tommyknocker 

In Stephen King's same name novel, it refers to humans transformed into gizmo-building alien slaves.
"Give a man an anal probe, and he is good for one test. Turn a man into a tommyknocker and he can make his own anal probes."

bodyknocker 

A person who initiates intimate behaviors with a significant other based solely on having sex with their body. They admire their physique, but prefer not to get involved farther than that. The person may also lack characteristics that make them attractive(i.e. nasty face, awful personality).
Dude 1: You had sex with that girl just cause she had a sweet bod?
Dude 2: Yeah, I'm a fuckin' bodyknocker, broseph.
bodyknocker by domjohnz March 2, 2008

tommyknocker 

Tommyknocker is one of the more successful DJ/producers of the hardcore/gabber scene in Europe

Tomasso Marra (Tommyknocker) was born in Italy on january the 20th 1977.
Tommyknocker starts his career in 1994 when he begins performing in some ‘illegal’ parties which are organized in Rome.
From ‘95 to ‘97 he collaborates with the “Virus staff” of Freddy K, and he is Resident Dj of a few discotheques like “06” and after “Oxygen” (the first hardcore club of Rome).
Tommyknocker just spun some wicked tracks at that rave, man!
tommyknocker by Gabber4Life July 29, 2009

tommyknocker 

British slang for a download site.
Reggie went to a tommyknocker to get some basic software for his PC.
tommyknocker by Marching July 27, 2005
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