bodyknocker

A person who initiates intimate behaviors with a significant other based solely on having sex with their body. They admire their physique, but prefer not to get involved farther than that. The person may also lack characteristics that make them attractive(i.e. nasty face, awful personality).

Dude 1: You had sex with that girl just cause she had a sweet bod?
Dude 2: Yeah, I'm a fuckin' bodyknocker, broseph.

by domjohnz March 2, 2008

Bongknocker

A Bongknocker is an entity (human or animal) who would rather run through your bong, knocking it over, spilling the water and potentially breaking it, as apposed to walking around it respectfully and gracefully.

"Who spilled the bong!? ROXY! You BONGKNOCKER! BAD DOG!"

by Korrpse Fiddlah November 23, 2009

BooKnockers

Someone thats not worthy to be a boo but not quite yet your baby.

Your my booknockers because your special to me, but BABY just isn't in my vocab at the moment?

by Samantha R. October 15, 2007

Bommyknocker

1. Bommyknocker: Two people in bed, at least one of whom must be male, the man rolls over towards his partner, causing his penis to 'flop' onto their leg or belly.

2. Bommyknocker substitution: Slapping somebody on the leg using your outside arm, indicating that they have just been figuratively cockslapped.

3. Verbal Bommyknocker: Using all of your tact and wit to orally wang-whack your unsuspecting foe.

1. "Look, we're just friends, sharing this bed tonight does not give you the right to Bommyknocker me."

2. "I'm gonna kill that bastard for Bommyknockering me!"

3. "Your momma. Bommyknocker!"

by SamecksDiamond January 20, 2004

bobknocker

Someone who enjoys to eat the booty like groceries.

Duuuude he's a total bobknocker

by noneyobussiness May 7, 2015

Bogknocker

People who use urban dictionary for real answers.

That guy didn’t know what a bogknocker is so he checked Urban Dictionary as if to prove my point.

by IraqiCitizen November 25, 2020