Bolland 

An awesome guy who will kick the shit out of you.

That guys a Bolland

Bolland by Yemmy12345 November 9, 2016

tom bolland 

tom bolland is a very hot and amazing version of tom holland he is sooooooooo SEXY he is balled and single he is the leader of the tom bolland religion and he is very very very attractive join the tom bolland religion NOW

karoline oh my god tom bolland is the sexiest man alive we should make a religion about him. nicolas GOOD IDEA

tom bolland by join the RELIGION!! April 26, 2021

James Bolland 

An absolute well nice beast of a man with a huge dick.

Woah dude do you see him?!

Yeah I know, he's a right James Bolland

James Bolland by Your dads grandads mum June 26, 2016

Bollarding

The act of crouching in the 'Daniel Falvey Bollard Pose' in various places across the world and marking this event with photographic evidence.

When we get to the Priz, we'll have to do some serious bollarding.

Bollarding by djfkilo July 26, 2011

Bollanted

Taking the heat for someone else when they overpromise yet underperform and are nowhere to be found.

Fuzzy Bollanted me again! He promised his customer they would have their order today but it won't be ready for a week and Fuzzy's on vacation. BOLLANTED!!!!

Bollanted by seniorsensor April 20, 2014

Gammon bollard

The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den

"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"

Gammon bollard by Theo Paphitis January 11, 2009

Al Borland's Hammer 

A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.

I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!

Al Borland's Hammer by gooooooch June 2, 2009