balland

Latin word derived from the word Bellend

It means that you are a dick, actually the end of the bell meaning the end of your dick.A derogatory term usually given to a complete twat of a person who is a real both batting faggot.

Ahmed khan is such a Balland!!

go smoke some weed rite now u stupid little bvalland

by ramond May 4, 2004

Badlands Chugs

A legendary man. He has chugged almost every drink you can think of and still does challenges to this day. He uploads his chugs on YouTube. Apart from his chugs, he is a chill guy. He has made hip hop music. He is a friendly down to earth guy.

Guy 1: Theres a hurricane coming!!! We have to evacuate NOW!!!!!

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Are you crazy????

Guy 2: Just get Badlands Chugs. He will take care of this.

Guy 1: What the fuck?

Guy 2: *Tells Badlands*

Badlands Chugs: *Chugs hurricane in 5 seconds*

Guy 1: *faints in disbelief*

by flyinghog December 14, 2019

Badlands Booker

Badlands Booker is a professional eater, and chugger. He also produces beats, and hip hop. He is also the man behind badlands chugs on youtube. He is a boss.

Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Its Badlands Booker *clicks on his video*

Badlands Booker: Yes Sir! Badlands Chugs is back! and brought to you by....the badlands booker headphones...

by badlandsbookerfan December 18, 2013

tom bolland

tom bolland is a very hot and amazing version of tom holland he is sooooooooo SEXY he is balled and single he is the leader of the tom bolland religion and he is very very very attractive join the tom bolland religion NOW

karoline oh my god tom bolland is the sexiest man alive we should make a religion about him. nicolas GOOD IDEA

by join the RELIGION!! April 26, 2021

old ball and chain

one's wife

The origin is from ancient prisoner restraint methods -- approximately around the late middle ages, prisoners wore a heavy metal ball attached by a chain on their legs, to prevent them from making a run for their freedom (or at least, that is the way medieval prisoners are often depicted in modern popular culture).

The allusion is that one's wife will not let one go anywhere (mostly meant as "go out", rather than "run away from her"), much like the ball and chain.

--Ho, Bob, ya havin' 'nother?
--Nah, gotta head home pal, 'cause otherwise the old ball and chain will come in here an' drag me there.

by Misacek01 November 25, 2013

ballad salad

an album or other compilation of overly sentimental or romantic songs.

Once upon a time, Aerosmith was a real hard rock band. But since the 1990s, they've just been putting out album after album of ballad salads.

by D.S. Credito March 12, 2015

power ballad

An emotional hard rock/heavy metal song, often with a slow tempo, dramatic sung vocals, and many instruments, including acoustic ones and synthesizers. Power ballads usually start soft, then heaviness builds up with drums and heavy electric guitars.

In the eighties, almost every metal band had its power ballad.

by CraftTheMushy August 15, 2015