A hermit with a long beard and crutch who lives under a drive-in theater screen. At night he walks along highwaysall overFlorida and waves his cane at cars who pass him by.
Bread-slivers… When you pull apart white bread rolls and soft thin slivers of bread hang off that are so delicious, even someone who is gluten intolerant would have to eat them!
The gluten intolerant lady pulled apart the fresh white rolls and could help but stuff the blivers in her mouth!
Friend 1: let's play blackjack, comrade.
Friend 2: OK?
Friend 1: Loser gives 10 yuan to the winner.
Friend 2: ok bro
(Friend 2 loses)
Friend 1: Yes! Let's Go! GIVE ME ALL YOUR VENEZUELAN BOLIVARS RIGHT NOW BUDDY BOI!!!