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bolatito 

A name typically used for a soft-spoken black woman who is very skinny, short, rude and talkative. They often think they're hilarious, but oh lord, they couldn't be further from the truth.
They're also notorious grammar nazis.
Their only saving grace is that they're very good listeners, so make pretty good make-shift therapists.
I ran into an extremely short, rude and annoying girl yesterday, I am pretty sure she's a Bolatito. I'd bet my life on it!
bolatito by totally not michael January 13, 2022
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A device in the movie The Counselor. It comprises of a loop of alloy wire attached to a small electric motor. The device is thrown around someones neck and yanking the free wire starts the motor. The loops gets smaller and smaller, cutting open the victim's carotid arteries and/or decapitating them.
Man... Brad Pitt got fucked up by that bolito in The Counselor
bolito by SwimmingBird92 November 15, 2013

bolatito 

A loving and supportive girl, you would love to be with, they are brave, friendly and have great personality... There beauty is so amazing and they are mostly love by all, they are introvert ,classic and unique, you would love to be one.
I saw am extraordinary girl am sure she's a bolatito.
That beautiful girl must be bolatito
bolatito by Mhedey tito February 5, 2020

A Bolitho 

A Bolitho is a golfer that is always In contention for the wooden spoon
Golfer 1 : your in for a Bolitho here shun

Golfer 2: my crohns has temporarily kicked in

Bystander : get to the choppppperrr
A Bolitho by Datruth333 June 22, 2018

bolatito 

A pretty lady with a large heart, she's fun to be with. She loves her family and friends and will never leave them even in the midst of any distress. She's very blunt, easily provoked but forgives so easily too.

She makes a good mother and a good wife, and usually gets to marry the sweetest husband you can ever find around.. Get you a Bolatito!
Mum's name is Bolatito
bolatito by Her mother's daughter February 4, 2020
hokkien term. meaning very bored and without anything better to do. usually used with a negative connotation.
She's so boliao, wasting her time singing nursery songs.
boliao by trask July 18, 2006
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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