The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.
No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!
by CriticalDesign April 10, 2008
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A situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. This is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning.
Steph was unpleasantly surprised to be awakened by the wooden spoon.
by hack314 February 11, 2007
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It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long.
The boy popped a wooden spoon as he watched his neighbors have sex through their bedroom window.
by Ryan J G February 18, 2006
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A wooden spoon is a spoon that is used for stirring sauces and for mixing ingredients in cooking. It is made of wood and has a long handle. Not to be used to beat your children.
Person A: Man, my mom made some killer soup last night with a Wooden Spoon, and later used it to beat the shit out of me.
Person B: …That’s rough buddy.
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Instead of slapping your partner's ass in bed, you use a wooden spoon and ask him/her why they drank your sake.
"Have you ever tried "the Wooden Spoon"?"

Her: "Oh yeah slap my ass"
Him: *smacks ass with wooden spoon*
by Nicko Tay July 6, 2020
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The act of hitting a girl's pussy with a wooden spoon to make it highly sensitve
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The act of spooning but with a boner. Usually done by two people who are friends/lovers.
Not only were we spooning, but we were wooden spooning.
by Dusty Spangler December 1, 2006
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