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A word that your parent's use to describe sex to you, even when you are an adult.
Oh my lord, Jennifer! You're... you're not BOINKING him, are you?

Yes mom, he's my husband.
boink by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003

Boink Buddy 

Someone who has no interest in going further in a relationship with someone, but still integrates sex in the mix.

Similar to the term "Fuck Buddies", but a much less harsher connotation.
I'm not currently tied down, but I do have several boink buddy(s).
Boink Buddy by h0mer July 20, 2008
1. to fuck

2. a sound effect for when something bounces
i boinked your mom

the ball goes boink boink
boink by bob smith June 3, 2004

boink fest

Noun: Sexual encounter; could possibly mean an orgy. From boink.
"What she needs is a good, healthy boink fest"-Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), "Clueless"

boink swatter 

the male sex organ .....
also known as the dude piston or penis
stick the boink swatter in the ham wallet
boink swatter by $$$ zack Wynn#11 November 10, 2005

Sha Boink A Boink 

A term defining when you are about to get down and have some luvin, usually in a sexual nature
Girl 1: Oh so your *friend* is coming over? What you all gonna do?
Girl 2 : Oh you know its sha boink a boink time
Girl 1: Ah .. I see , well have fun!
Sha Boink A Boink by Daizy January 18, 2006