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College Board 

A greedy, monopolistic corporation that abuses and inflicts pain on students everywhere by writing their idea of college entrance exams and charging them a shitload of money for it. The most disgusting part of this is that the college board essentially profits off of the torture and abuse of these kids who are literally working themselves to death.
prostitute - a woman who sells sex for money

college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education
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baby on board 

When you have to drop a massive deuce but you hold it in until you get home or find a cleaner or more private bathroom to use. It feels like you are temporarily with child. Thus, you've got a "baby on board."
If you got a baby on board, here' s what to do: walk briskly, drive safely, and set yourself free in the privacy of your own home.
baby on board by Ae5Ea8 April 2, 2015

Joy Behar 

1. Something/someone I wouldn't do for a million dollars.

2. Even with Elisabeth Hasselbeck and a mute button, still makes it impossible to watch "The View".

3. A loud screeching honking sound akin to a NYC cabbie running over a flock of birds.

4. Proof CNN Headline News didn't think their ratings were low enough.
"OMG Joy Behar is scarring small children again...quick somebody call Bill O'Reilly!"
Joy Behar by LordLoudoun April 16, 2011

Geezer's-board 

A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use.
How dare anyone else post on it.
This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!
Geezer's-board by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009

Luigi Board 

An ouija board for contacting dead Italians.
Dude, we contacted John Gotti last night. We had a seance and used the Luigi Board.
Luigi Board by Stefunia December 2, 2010

Card boarded 

Finding no toilet paper after going # 2. Just cardboard rolls.
Dam man, I had to use my boxers to clean myself after getting card boarded.