Bogcock

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bogcock
1. where one does a poo on the shaft of anothers cock
2. after doing a poo, one wipes there cock in the crack, leaving a smear of poo on the penis
3. where one poo's on anothers cock then gives a headjob

When Jenny Bogcocked Me, It Really Got My Motor Racing!

Bogcock by Paigelovesboggin August 1, 2008

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Trump BooCocky

Donald Trump’s tweets that end up as “Man Goo” in every human being’s face, eyes, nose mouth and ears. (All Five senses)

Can humanity avoid a “Trump BooCocky”?

Trump BooCocky by BBBSFJ March 7, 2019

Related Words

Bog Cock • BooCocky • bigcockbrock • bocock • boocock • boocockey • boocockie • bowcock • boycock • bigcockitus

bigcockitus

a rare condition that causes you to have a big slim jim (dick)

srdjan has been diagnosed with bigcockitus

bigcockitus by chris browns succulent April 14, 2019

Bococker

A hired assassin that kills anyone with bocock in their name

Guy 1: did you send the bococker yet?
Guy 2: yah he already killed bocock.

Bococker by TheEpicMemer6999420 February 22, 2021

Bocock Block

When Bocock gets excessively drunk and proceeds to get in the way of you dick penetrating your female companion. You can hear is scream from miles away and you must prepare youself. His indigenous call is Bo -CAWK often mistaken as a rooster.

Dammit Bo-CAWK just Bocock Blocked me

Bocock Block by lolcat killer December 7, 2009

Bowcock

When a woman is giving a man a handjob and just before ejaculation she bends his erect penis so that he cums in his own face.

John was left nearly blinded by his own cum after Shelly gave him a bowcock.

Bowcock by Ruzzo September 29, 2010

Bocock

- verb
- noun

Originates in the north of England. A male with extreme attractiveness, often very tall or/and sharpely featured. Usually suave and cool and also well dressed or presented.

"That guy is a bocock"

"Damn, check that bocock"

Bocock by £pound June 23, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026