Bogcock

bogcock
1. where one does a poo on the shaft of anothers cock
2. after doing a poo, one wipes there cock in the crack, leaving a smear of poo on the penis
3. where one poo's on anothers cock then gives a headjob

When Jenny Bogcocked Me, It Really Got My Motor Racing!

by Paigelovesboggin August 1, 2008

Trump BooCocky

Donald Trump’s tweets that end up as “Man Goo” in every human being’s face, eyes, nose mouth and ears. (All Five senses)

Can humanity avoid a “Trump BooCocky”?

by BBBSFJ March 7, 2019

bigcockitus

a rare condition that causes you to have a big slim jim (dick)

srdjan has been diagnosed with bigcockitus

by chris browns succulent April 14, 2019

Bococker

A hired assassin that kills anyone with bocock in their name

Guy 1: did you send the bococker yet?
Guy 2: yah he already killed bocock.

by TheEpicMemer6999420 February 22, 2021

Bocock Block

When Bocock gets excessively drunk and proceeds to get in the way of you dick penetrating your female companion. You can hear is scream from miles away and you must prepare youself. His indigenous call is Bo -CAWK often mistaken as a rooster.

Dammit Bo-CAWK just Bocock Blocked me

by lolcat killer December 7, 2009

Bowcock

When a woman is giving a man a handjob and just before ejaculation she bends his erect penis so that he cums in his own face.

John was left nearly blinded by his own cum after Shelly gave him a bowcock.

by Ruzzo September 29, 2010

Bocock

- verb
- noun

Originates in the north of England. A male with extreme attractiveness, often very tall or/and sharpely featured. Usually suave and cool and also well dressed or presented.

"That guy is a bocock"

"Damn, check that bocock"

by £pound June 23, 2009