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A creature that looks vaguely like a walking penis
there is an ARPG based on this species and they were created by Griffsnuff on deviantart
they are adorable and are in high demand, but the community built around the ARPG tends to be pretty toxic, however there is the odd miracle of finding someone or a group of people you can get along with
man look at that bagbean its so OP, I bet a mod owns it

meanie bowbeanie 

your a meanie bowbeanie
meanie bowbeanie by DANKK KUSH February 22, 2017

meanie bobeanie 

Pronounced Meanie Bow (like a hair bow) Beanie

Something a cute girl will call a guy (or anyone) who is mean or annoying.

Comes from the word meanie combined with boy and beanie: Hence the word meanie bobeanie.
Stop tripping me and pulling my ponytail you meanie bobeanie!
Boobean is a cute nickname to call the cutest guy in the world <3
Girl “you are my lil Boobean

Guy “and, you are my princess
Boobean by Big_.clap August 5, 2018

Bogbeast 

A really ugly girl or woman usually a bit rough or scary looking with bad or disgusting habits. i.e. fanny scratching public farting bogie flicking etc.
The bogbeast put me off my food with her boot ugly boat race (face) and the continual scratch and sniffing of her own rank muff.
Bogbeast by Bogbeast August 31, 2011
dial-up modem commonly used by culchies who have only recently discovered the internet.
Jesus Sean, i was on the internet the other day looking for a new Massey and she took bout half an hour to load.

Awh fuck sake Paddy, you must of been using the aul culchie bogband ya clem.
bogband by Modern Culchie July 4, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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