Bogartism
Being fucking retarded.
Bogartism by nigerian prince 420 October 2, 2019
Boatism
In the end, everyone will die and fade away. Because of this, we are all in the same boat. Boatism encourages the spread of kindness because we're all in this together.
Boatism by Notreallymillardfillmore January 31, 2018
Bogarting
In the late 70s, early 80s, "Bogarting" was to take an extra toke off a joint that was being passed around. This usually occurred when three or more people would "Partake" and the person(s), in the middle (the passer), would "Bogart" a hit.
Its origin is obviously from legendary actor, Humphrey Bogart's' notable "over indulgence" for smoking cigars.
Its origin is obviously from legendary actor, Humphrey Bogart's' notable "over indulgence" for smoking cigars.
Bogarting by Microspyder March 19, 2011
Boatism
Boatism, the "religion" for those who need no religion.
The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill
Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.
Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.
The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.
To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.
We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.
So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.
The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill
Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.
Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.
The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.
To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.
We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.
So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.
Boatism by KilimanjaroEnsemble June 2, 2009
bogarting
bogarting by jake sanchezz May 13, 2008
Boganism
The art of removing your Holden badge to replace it with a Chevrolet badge in an attempt to increase power, looks, value to your stock standard commodore. Most commonly found on the SS model but also found on the v6 models making ones ecotec double in horsepower and size. The owners of these cars are usually seen hanging around centrelink offices trying to pick up single mums sporting either a southern cross tattoo or a mullet.
did u see the chev badge on the v6 commodore.. yea he is displaying his boganism.
Oi man my centrelink loan just got approved, im so buying some chev badges for my executive
Oi man my centrelink loan just got approved, im so buying some chev badges for my executive
Boganism by Telling The Truth about Holden May 4, 2013
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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