Bobantism
He has no idea what will happen in the world, But claims we all have meaning nonetheless. He practices Bobantism.
Bobantism by DanteBobante May 29, 2025
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Boatism
In the end, everyone will die and fade away. Because of this, we are all in the same boat. Boatism encourages the spread of kindness because we're all in this together.
Boatism by Notreallymillardfillmore January 31, 2018
Boatism
Boatism, the "religion" for those who need no religion.
The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill
Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.
Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.
The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.
To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.
We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.
So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.
The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill
Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.
Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.
The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.
To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.
We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.
So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.
Boatism by KilimanjaroEnsemble June 2, 2009
Bozanism
Bozanism is an ancient philosophy which regroups the theories of the Great Bozanist.
It consists mainly into helping people who needs help...Not to give them fish, but to learn them how to fish.
It consists mainly into helping people who needs help...Not to give them fish, but to learn them how to fish.
A homeless on the street: 50¢ please!!
A Bozanist walks by one day giving him a box of chocolat. Inside, a piece of paper...and some chocolats.
But what's written? The letter says:
Go to ''x'' restaurant on ''y'' street, you will get a bargain over there, it's 3$ and you get your hungry stomach full for one day!!
The Great Bozanist
PS: The owner is part of Bozanism, so he pays the tax.
This story shows how Bozanism contribus to the society.
A Bozanist walks by one day giving him a box of chocolat. Inside, a piece of paper...and some chocolats.
But what's written? The letter says:
Go to ''x'' restaurant on ''y'' street, you will get a bargain over there, it's 3$ and you get your hungry stomach full for one day!!
The Great Bozanist
PS: The owner is part of Bozanism, so he pays the tax.
This story shows how Bozanism contribus to the society.
Boganism
The art of removing your Holden badge to replace it with a Chevrolet badge in an attempt to increase power, looks, value to your stock standard commodore. Most commonly found on the SS model but also found on the v6 models making ones ecotec double in horsepower and size. The owners of these cars are usually seen hanging around centrelink offices trying to pick up single mums sporting either a southern cross tattoo or a mullet.
did u see the chev badge on the v6 commodore.. yea he is displaying his boganism.
Oi man my centrelink loan just got approved, im so buying some chev badges for my executive
Oi man my centrelink loan just got approved, im so buying some chev badges for my executive
Boganism by Telling The Truth about Holden May 4, 2013
Ironic boganism
-adjective
1. The partaking of overt acts of boganism by middle and upper-class Australians.
2. An Australian persons love of irony taken to an extreme and reflected in certain lifestyle choices in a somewhat conflicting manner, most usually to humorous effect.
1. The partaking of overt acts of boganism by middle and upper-class Australians.
2. An Australian persons love of irony taken to an extreme and reflected in certain lifestyle choices in a somewhat conflicting manner, most usually to humorous effect.
ie.
a) An urban corporate executive (Andrew) discussing his car, "My love of the moment is a 1969 modded-up Holden Ute, Beryl-She is awesome!!!"
b) "Bogan" and "Kath and Kim" parties that take place in post-codes such as "3142"
c) The Working Dog's production of (The Australian version) of "Kath and Kim" was a piss-take and celebration of Boganism, but most Working Dog production members and writers would not be classifiable "bogans". Hence, they created a show with some foundations in ironic boganism.
a) An urban corporate executive (Andrew) discussing his car, "My love of the moment is a 1969 modded-up Holden Ute, Beryl-She is awesome!!!"
b) "Bogan" and "Kath and Kim" parties that take place in post-codes such as "3142"
c) The Working Dog's production of (The Australian version) of "Kath and Kim" was a piss-take and celebration of Boganism, but most Working Dog production members and writers would not be classifiable "bogans". Hence, they created a show with some foundations in ironic boganism.
Ironic boganism by elle_darko November 25, 2010