The mess left in your bathroom after a guest uses it to shower and leaves it a mess with dirty clothes and wet towels on the floor and their personal grooming crap on the sink.

Man... It took me a half hour to clean up your baftermath!

baftermath by Edward the EL February 5, 2013

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clouf-booter

An old french man who steals the buttons off of women's clothing and then hides the buttons under his foreskin. After about a week or two of not washing, the buttons will become gooey and encrusted with smegma. After the man has accumulated 100 buttons under his foreskin, he finds an empty baby food jar, peels his foreskin back, and then scraps off all of the buttons into the jar. After collecting several jars, the man then hides around town in bushes and other areas of concealment; and when a lady is about to pass by, he opens a jar and jumps out in the open, throwing a handful of buttons at the woman and yells CLOUF-BOOTEN!

That clouf-booter should be arrested for public indecency!

clouf-booter by ThePrarieNigger February 23, 2014

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Boterf

Most likely the COOLEST kids alive.
no seriously.

Boterf's always come in clans of 10 or 15
usually look like short elves or some other magical creature.
Boterf women are the toughest out there, but also the most loving and Hottest.
Boterf men are probably the shortest men alive. sorry gramps.

that is a boterf.
kbye

Lilly:Ohh my gawhhhddd! i just saw a Boterf!!!!
Thomas: did you get a picture!?
Lilly: shit.

Boterf by John Oliverkins November 6, 2010

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bifter buzz

When you take 2 pulls of a 'bifter' in quick succession and you go all dizzy and and it basically feels like you are getting high from the cigarette. Excited, hyped, tingly feeling throughout the body.

Boy 1: 'arr lad, take 2 pulls quick and you go on biffter buzz and you go fucking dizzy'

Boy 2: 'i feel dizzy lad, I must be on bifter buzz'

bifter buzz by bifterbuzzm8 December 18, 2010

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