Bofades (pronounced bəʊf-ʌ-diz) was a Greek philosopher known for his various studies about the human psyche and what makes it tick. His studies, compiled together much later into a book titled "Nuts," predates Sigmund Freud's theories by quite a few millennia. It goes on to explain the several stages of human development and how they come together to create one whole being.
Person 1: Hey man, did you get the psychology homework?
Person 2: Yeah. We're reading up about Bofades.
Person 1: Ah, nice! I'm already caught up on him. He was the guy who wrote "Nuts," right?
Person 2: Indeed.
Bofadese is an ancient greek hero on par with Achilles, though he wasn't as famous. Bofadese, like Achilles, had but one crippling weakness, which is why we have the terms Achilles heel and Bofadese nuts.
1: Have you heard of the greekhero Bofadese?
2: No
1: You may know him from the term "Bofadese nuts"
2: I hate you.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*