Definitions by tills
AP Textbook
A rather large book, used in many Advanced Placement classes. It consists of many pages, and mostly useless knowledge. Those who enjoy reading it are often mocked.
Luke: Gosh, I can't wait to go home and read my AP Textbook!
Mike and Lacey: Wow, what a nerd. Let's mock him.
Mike and Lacey: Wow, what a nerd. Let's mock him.
AP Textbook by tills November 25, 2013
Hackin Away
Hackin Away by tills November 25, 2013
Stupid Oatmeal
Oatmeal eaten by a person who you have great contempt for. Even their oatmeal is stupid. Variations include "dumb grabola," "moronic cereal," "silly porridge," and possibly "imbecilic cottage cheese" (though this one is disputed by many to be a real variant, due to the lack of an oatmeal synonym).
Student: Oh, this teacher is so annoying. She always comes into class 20 minutes late with her stupid oatmeal.
Stupid Oatmeal by tills November 25, 2013
Sideways Seagulls
Sideways Seagulls by tills November 25, 2013
Mm, yes
Luke: So last night, I was reading my AP textbook for class, and did all of my homework on time.
Mike: "Mm, yes, let me just read my AP textbook"
Mike: "Mm, yes, let me just read my AP textbook"