Bodyboard
A rectangular piece of foam used to ride ocean waves. The species that uses this board is a type of hybrid. They are believed to be half human mixed with some kind of invertebrate. This half-breed can not walk, so it uses Bodyboards to travel. They are most often seen at bad beach breaks. The species that uses this piece of foam are growing at an alarming rate. The animals that uses Bodyboards were once consider the nerdiest something could every be, but now are only no cool.
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bedboard
The only item in every hotel room that will keep two straight guys from bumping into eachother while sleeping in bed together...otherwise known as an ironing board.
bedboard by Sugar_Bear November 4, 2013
Beat up the bodyguard
Taken from Episode 70 of The Sopranos. Tony kicks his own bodyguards ass to show his guys that he has still got it. He shows them that he is still a tough guy. It's when you show the people in your employment that you can do anything they can AND you can do it better.
Beat up the bodyguard by KKirish June 11, 2010
BodyCard
What you use to pay for amazing (dates), beautiful flowers, expensive gifts, trips, concert tickets, game tickets... you name it.
When you know it is your turn to pay, but you don't use money or even feelings...
When you know it is your turn to pay, but you don't use money or even feelings...
Flowers... $50
Dinner... $100
Bracelet...$200
my love... pricelesss
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there is BodyCard...
Dinner... $100
Bracelet...$200
my love... pricelesss
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there is BodyCard...
Bodyguard
A big fat girl that hangs out with a hot girl and cockblocks every guy that tries to talk to the hot girl. This is done because the big fat girl is a hater and is jealous of the hot girl and wants the hot girl to be lonely and miserable just like her.
Joe: I think I could go home with that fine blonde over there but that ugly fat bodyguard girl keeps cockblocking me . I'm getting no where!
Grant: no worries pimpin, I'll take one for the team and hit on the bodyguard. That will distract her so you can make your move.
Joe: you are a true friend
Grant: no worries pimpin, I'll take one for the team and hit on the bodyguard. That will distract her so you can make your move.
Joe: you are a true friend
Bodyguard by TheLightbringer412 November 21, 2009
bodyboarding
The most hardcore way of wave-riding. Bodyboarders usually charge harder, get deeper barrels and bust higher airs than stand-up surfers. Contrary to popular belief, most bodyboarders can stand up surf, but choose not to (actually many do). Bodyboarding is usually practiced in (but not limited to) heavy reef waves (like shark island and teahupoo), wedgy waves(like the wedge), and heavy shorebreaks.
bodyboarding is sick!
bodyboarding by get barreled June 11, 2006
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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