Bodyboard
A rectangular piece of foam used to ride ocean waves. The species that uses this board is a type of hybrid. They are believed to be half human mixed with some kind of invertebrate. This half-breed can not walk, so it uses Bodyboards to travel. They are most often seen at bad beach breaks. The species that uses this piece of foam are growing at an alarming rate. The animals that uses Bodyboards were once consider the nerdiest something could every be, but now are only no cool.
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bedboard
The only item in every hotel room that will keep two straight guys from bumping into eachother while sleeping in bed together...otherwise known as an ironing board.
bedboard by Sugar_Bear November 4, 2013
Beat up the bodyguard
Taken from Episode 70 of The Sopranos. Tony kicks his own bodyguards ass to show his guys that he has still got it. He shows them that he is still a tough guy. It's when you show the people in your employment that you can do anything they can AND you can do it better.
Beat up the bodyguard by KKirish June 11, 2010
BodyCard
What you use to pay for amazing (dates), beautiful flowers, expensive gifts, trips, concert tickets, game tickets... you name it.
When you know it is your turn to pay, but you don't use money or even feelings...
When you know it is your turn to pay, but you don't use money or even feelings...
Flowers... $50
Dinner... $100
Bracelet...$200
my love... pricelesss
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there is BodyCard...
Dinner... $100
Bracelet...$200
my love... pricelesss
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there is BodyCard...
Bodyguard
A big fat girl that hangs out with a hot girl and cockblocks every guy that tries to talk to the hot girl. This is done because the big fat girl is a hater and is jealous of the hot girl and wants the hot girl to be lonely and miserable just like her.
Joe: I think I could go home with that fine blonde over there but that ugly fat bodyguard girl keeps cockblocking me . I'm getting no where!
Grant: no worries pimpin, I'll take one for the team and hit on the bodyguard. That will distract her so you can make your move.
Joe: you are a true friend
Grant: no worries pimpin, I'll take one for the team and hit on the bodyguard. That will distract her so you can make your move.
Joe: you are a true friend
Bodyguard by TheLightbringer412 November 21, 2009
bodyboarding
The most hardcore way of wave-riding. Bodyboarders usually charge harder, get deeper barrels and bust higher airs than stand-up surfers. Contrary to popular belief, most bodyboarders can stand up surf, but choose not to (actually many do). Bodyboarding is usually practiced in (but not limited to) heavy reef waves (like shark island and teahupoo), wedgy waves(like the wedge), and heavy shorebreaks.
bodyboarding is sick!
bodyboarding by get barreled June 11, 2006