bedboard

The only item in every hotel room that will keep two straight guys from bumping into eachother while sleeping in bed together...otherwise known as an ironing board.

Get the bedboard board you greasy goose, I don't want my leg hair grazing yours in bed.

by Sugar_Bear November 4, 2013

bedbeard

when your beard is extra scruffy and unkempt after waking up

just like bed head, only for your face manliness

I had some nasty bedbeard this morning.

by ksquared303 January 25, 2009