Bodyguard

A big fat girl that hangs out with a hot girl and cockblocks every guy that tries to talk to the hot girl. This is done because the big fat girl is a hater and is jealous of the hot girl and wants the hot girl to be lonely and miserable just like her.

Joe: I think I could go home with that fine blonde over there but that ugly fat bodyguard girl keeps cockblocking me . I'm getting no where!

Grant: no worries pimpin, I'll take one for the team and hit on the bodyguard. That will distract her so you can make your move.

Joe: you are a true friend

Bodyguard by TheLightbringer412 November 21, 2009

Bodyguard

1. A word used as a replacement when you don't know what to say to someone

2. A thug way of shouting out to another gangster

C:"Ay yo J.Crew you check dat bitch out ova there fureal, her donk is about a 10 or above!"
J: "Ha yeah Prototype C I want to feel dat bitch's donk on da scraight, bodyguard!"

Bodyguard by Prototype C May 10, 2010

bodyguard dman 

a gay bodyguard; one who feel he has to protect the weak and defenceless, the meaning of dman is gay.

dan protecting vin, its bodyguard dman

bodyguard dman by Big-T November 6, 2004

Beat up the bodyguard

Taken from Episode 70 of The Sopranos. Tony kicks his own bodyguards ass to show his guys that he has still got it. He shows them that he is still a tough guy. It's when you show the people in your employment that you can do anything they can AND you can do it better.

Man, sometimes ya just gotta beat up the bodyguard.

Beat up the bodyguard by KKirish June 11, 2010

craigslist bodyguard 

Someone (usually a friend) who accompanies you to an in-person meeting arranged via Craigslist to provide support in case of anything going wrong (ex: the Craigslist person being dangerous, creepy, or a scammer). The Craigslist Bodyguard can also simply provide moral support or transportation.

Sam: Are you really gonna meet that mechanic from Craigslist? What if he murders you?
John: Don't worry, James is coming as my Craigslist Bodyguard.

craigslist bodyguard by Broanna Newsom September 24, 2013

steel bodyguard 

A legally purchased revolver or pistol, typically used for self-defense at home or away.

A woman who lives alone in a rough neighborhood ought to have a steel bodyguard if she can't trust the human variety.

steel bodyguard by Stop the pendulum April 4, 2006

e bodyguard

Internet bodyguard

I need an e bodyguard cos Lia is stealing my followers

e bodyguard by s7ut666 February 25, 2019