Bobsworth

Noun (slang): a police officer (bobby) who strictly adheres to the rules without exercising any degree of common sense or discretion (jobs worth)

PC Francis: It doesn’t matter that you’re on the way to hospital with your pregnant wife, you were doing 32 in a 30.

Suspect: Cheers, Bobsworth!

by coverpointcat January 19, 2019

Bosworth Academy

Full of druggies ranging from the ages 11-18. Half the school are wannabe road-men and the other half still play tig in the playground. Too poor to afford good canteen food as they waste it on buying ipads that are only used by year 8's watching fortnite videos during lessons.

roadman 1: YO wot highschool u goin to g
roadman 2: Bosworth academy my g
roadman 1: Nah peak not bosworf akademeh. shid bro watch ur back

by whatthebob August 31, 2019

Jobsworth

A low ranking official who follows their instructions and procedure to the letter. Often just to piss you off and to make them feel important.

Term derives from the jobsworth mantra "I can't let you do that, it's more than my job's worth".

I'm afraid that all orders must first be placed in writing with the appropriate department before being faxed in triplicate to the following numbers. Once all of the supporting documentation has been received we will then be able to instruct the pre-payment department to advance your application for purchase. etc etc

by Tom Sadler March 2, 2004

Kate Bosworth

1. The worst kind of women in modern Hollywood:
- zero talent
- zero charisma
- zero self-respect
- homely in the beauty department
- no style
- no brains
- no values
- no education
- not a role model (cocaine, anorexia, casting couch, homewrecker, famewhore, back-stabbing, men stealer)
- boring
- deluded ex-starlet or hasbeen
- fake blonde

2. Being a failure in everything you try.

3. When your career is based on who is your boyfriend or who are you bearding for.

1. Kate Bosworth goes by many names: Boswhore, Bosho, Beigwhore, Beigeworth, Bosworthless, Egghead Bosworth, Praying Mantis, Smug face Bosho...

Kate on great danes: "Great Danes are just, like, so great, aren't they? They're just, like, big dogs! I know! Yeah, yeah, Great Danes are great. Oh, my God, they just so are!"

Kate on tea: "God, I'm hot from that tea. Woo. All the sudden, I'm like, woo, warm! That actually happens to me if I have a hot drink? Yeah, yeah."

2. Jonathan Ross (british talk-show host) on Kate Bosworth: "It was like having a lamp sitting out here"

Fashionistas: "Kate Bosworth's jewelry line is so tacky, it should be called Tackymint"

3. Random bimbo: "I'm useless, but I know how to manipulate dumb men, so I'm gonna be a star anyway. I'll do a Kate Bosworth"

by bimbo-stopper October 19, 2010

Market bosworth

A shit school full of gays and snowflakes, your more likely to get raped by an emo there than do any learning, you get put in iso for doin fuck all and all the teachers stink of shit. The only good bit is the trips but the cunts even make you pay £600 more than they pay, wank place full of absolute cunts.

Boy 1: hey what school do you go to

Boy 2: market bosworth
Boy 1: gay

by Dan wain 69 January 16, 2021

Boomworthy

(noun) to be totally and completely epic.

burning a couch at a bonfire would be boomworthy.

by Boom03 October 27, 2010

Jobsworth

A person in an organisation given to making life difficult for others, in order to increase their own sense of worth within the structure.

(As originally from) "I can't let you go parking there, Sir Brian, it'd be more than my job's worth."

by Michael Strange January 22, 2004