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Bobed
Bobed by Big Bobby Dean February 2, 2024
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Bobed • Bobed It • Bobed Up • bobedibo • Bobedobypassing • bobedopbewoop • Bobe • Bobbed • bober • BOBD
Bobed It
Bobed It by POLLA GRANDE May 19, 2017
Bobed Up
Fellatio performed at an extremely high skill level; consisting of the operator utilizing the deep throat technique followed by the twisty in a repeated fashion. These combined actions at various speeds result in the bobbing of the head in an upward and downward motion.
I tried to customize a license plate cover that said "I'd rather be getting a blowjob" but was denied so I settled with, "I'd rather be getting bobed up".
Bobed Up by Creeping Doom May 31, 2017
ysgol uwchradd bodedern
Ysgol uwchradd bodedern is crap
ysgol uwchradd bodedern by Yub-is-gay October 20, 2013
boboddy
Creed: We’re making acronyms, now what does the first “B” in boboddy stand for?
Kevin: ummm... Biznus
Kevin: ummm... Biznus
boboddy by Lo Hinjin113 March 15, 2021
Bobdan
Bobdan is a thick queen of Bobland and is a tyrant. He is a narcissist but is also very kind to his Slaves and followers. Bobdan has a castle built of cotton candy and is a large sweetooth. It all started when Bobdan was feeling down and wanted a capsule of chocolate chickens, but then a pear grew out of his belly button, so that is how Bobdan decided to become a Queen. Although the title was never given to him, he took it. The real gender of Bobdan is still a humanity secret and is a mystery to all. Bobdan also sees rainbows in his mind and he has a very cool BUTTler named Roma. And Roma has at least two fingers on each hand. He is also called a fly. While he also works as the Nani, the secretary and the commander in chief. Bobdan has a communist country and named it after himself. He also likes pink. Nobody knows this yet but he actually has a plastic butt, but shhhh....anyhow Bob is a very interesting persona.
Hail my Bobdan the queen.
May you live a thousand years and longer and be an old old hag with a stick.
May you live a thousand years and longer and be an old old hag with a stick.
Bobdan by Dani Linash May 22, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."