Bobbitted

The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).

Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?

Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!

Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!

by The Real Canadian April 29, 2019

Bobbitted

The act of having your penis dismembered by an ex. Named after Lorena Bobbitt after she sliced off her husband's penis

Jack is going to get bobbitted after Rose learns of his affair with Daisy.

by Venerable white dragon January 27, 2019

bobbit

A man who has had his penis cut off by his wife. Coined in 1993 after Lorena Bobbit emasculated her husband when he was sleeping.

That poor bobbit should have never pissed off his wife.

by Ainolketta February 18, 2005

bobbitization

To remove the sexual organ of a male human

His wife got so angry after he cheated on her that she committed a bobbitization.

by gigi q November 08, 2007

bobbit

one who cuts off the penis of their husband and/or significant other.

"omg i just pulled a bobbit ... i cut off my husband's wang!"

by Lorena April 20, 2005

bobbit

To castrate in a non-medical procedure, usually as a result of anger

When Jane found Artie in bed with her best friend, Steve, she unloaded her .38 revolver into Artie's chest and bobbited Steve with the penknife she that was on the nightstand.

by Billy January 26, 2003

Bobbiter

One who violently removes a Membrum virile ( penis ) in a violent manner as an act of personal revenge

There is clearly a serial bobbiter on the loose

by serendipitous October 18, 2012