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Hooky-Bobbing 

Hooking or grasping on to the rear bumper of a car or truck when the road is covered in snow and ice. The motorist often doesn't know the youth is squatted down behind the car hanging on to the rear bumper. The 'Hooky-Bobber' gets a free and dangerous ride. Hooky-Bobbing is mostly for a joy-ride, but can be a way to get home from school. The dangers include inhaling car exhaust, motorists traveling at high rates of speed. Rock,gravel,sand and sewer covers in the road that have melted the snow and/or ice resulting in the Hooky-Bobber to be tossed off the rear bumper. Also often times, mittens or gloves get stuck/frozen to the rear bumper.
"Dude! Look at the snow coming down! I can't wait for school to get out to go Hooky-Bobbing!"

Bobbing Ostrich  

The position, NOT recommended for amateurs, and used only used by professionals... It requires a female driving the car, and a male in the passenger's seat. The female gives head to the male while she is driving and the male takes the steering wheel with one hand.

Do not attempt. (obviously)
Dude, my girl finally gave me the Bobbing Ostrich . We totally almost crashed. Dont try it!
Bobbing Ostrich by JohnBlue3 February 9, 2009

Bobbing for apps 

Indiscriminately downloading applications on your smartphone, usually out of boredom.
I was bobbing for apps the other day and randomly came across this awesome fart soundboard.
Bobbing for apps by bol99 September 30, 2010

bobbing for french fries

Describes any act of lunacy.Only a complete moron would plunge his face into a vat of boiling grease to snag a fry.
Can you believe that moron went into a health food store to buy a pack of smokes? That's so bobbing for french fries.

Bobbing for Cock 

When someone is so sleepy their head starts to nod in a downward motion, as if they are giving someone a blow job.
Haha! Look at Jim over there. He didn't get any sleep last night so now he is bobbing for cock.
Bobbing for Cock by tatermctater April 16, 2015

bobbing for scrotum sauce 

a sport where a female gracefully hugs a penis with her lips and mouth. she then bobs up and down until she she lands upon the scrotum sauce. this sport is popular for males to experience. also know as skull
"We're here live in Slumps room where bobbing for scrotum sauce is taking place. So Slump what is the name of this contestant whos face is stuck to your penis, I dont want to interupt her"

"I dont know. But she's really doing a good job."

(in a muffled voice)"My name is Monique"

"Dont talk your ruining it....ah ah ahhhhhhh!!..."

"There you have it folks another successful outing in the wonderful sport of bobbing for scrotum sauce. Tune in tomorrow when 6 more contestants step up to the plate."

"For Bob Bohnson this is Bent Tonsil saying so long; and remember ladies liquid kids their grrrreat!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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