when a man is having sexual inter-course with a pregnant women (preferably one whom is about to pop out a little tike) while her unborn fetus simultaneously sucks his cock!
"Dude! Last night I was fucking that pregnant bitch Gabby and I'm pretty sure that I felt her baby givin me the old "De Bo J Bones"."
(1) To knock an unsuspecting person's books out of their grasp, causing their papers to go everywhere, and leaves a frustrating mess for the victim to clean up. After completing a J-Bo, the person should proceed to shout the infamous phrase in order for the victim to feel like a total bitch.
(2) To forcefully remove an object from a person's hands.
(3) To slap something, (usually books) from a nerd or douchebag's hands.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.