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De Bo J Bones

when a man is having sexual inter-course with a pregnant women (preferably one whom is about to pop out a little tike) while her unborn fetus simultaneously sucks his cock!
"Dude! Last night I was fucking that pregnant bitch Gabby and I'm pretty sure that I felt her baby givin me the old "De Bo J Bones"."
De Bo J Bones by Ye Olde Nigga October 16, 2008
to insert something in the rear end

to get poned by something
wow, i got j-boed last night

that test j-boed me
j-bo by jonathanboandthedoodalacrew October 17, 2006
A shortened name for the restaurant Jack in the Box.
J Bo's by Stanky Tartagrello August 4, 2011
Verb

(1) To knock an unsuspecting person's books out of their grasp, causing their papers to go everywhere, and leaves a frustrating mess for the victim to clean up. After completing a J-Bo, the person should proceed to shout the infamous phrase in order for the victim to feel like a total bitch.

(2) To forcefully remove an object from a person's hands.

(3) To slap something, (usually books) from a nerd or douchebag's hands.
Guy 1- "Go J-Bo that new kid's shit!"

Guy 2- "Ok!"

*Guy 2 initiates stealth mode, and proceeds to J-Bo the new kid's shit*

New Kid-"NO! Now I have to clean this mess up!"

Guy 2- "That's right you stupid cunt muffin!"

New Kid- "My dick is so small......"
J-Bo by A poop face March 4, 2010
the realest nigga in ur click
J-BO by sean thompson April 2, 2008
Air Jordan's. Or just krispy shoes in general
Why you be scuffin my J bo's, man I just bought these today!
J Bo's by bigkilla563 May 14, 2011
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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