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My girl wouldnt give me a Blow Job last night, so after she left i just Bo J'd my self right there in the living room.
Bo J by Bo J Bandit February 24, 2011
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De Bo J Bones

when a man is having sexual inter-course with a pregnant women (preferably one whom is about to pop out a little tike) while her unborn fetus simultaneously sucks his cock!
"Dude! Last night I was fucking that pregnant bitch Gabby and I'm pretty sure that I felt her baby givin me the old "De Bo J Bones"."
De Bo J Bones by Ye Olde Nigga October 16, 2008
to insert something in the rear end

to get poned by something
wow, i got j-boed last night

that test j-boed me
j-bo by jonathanboandthedoodalacrew October 17, 2006
A shortened name for the restaurant Jack in the Box.
J Bo's by Stanky Tartagrello August 4, 2011
Verb

(1) To knock an unsuspecting person's books out of their grasp, causing their papers to go everywhere, and leaves a frustrating mess for the victim to clean up. After completing a J-Bo, the person should proceed to shout the infamous phrase in order for the victim to feel like a total bitch.

(2) To forcefully remove an object from a person's hands.

(3) To slap something, (usually books) from a nerd or douchebag's hands.
Guy 1- "Go J-Bo that new kid's shit!"

Guy 2- "Ok!"

*Guy 2 initiates stealth mode, and proceeds to J-Bo the new kid's shit*

New Kid-"NO! Now I have to clean this mess up!"

Guy 2- "That's right you stupid cunt muffin!"

New Kid- "My dick is so small......"
J-Bo by A poop face March 4, 2010
the realest nigga in ur click
J-BO by sean thompson April 2, 2008
Air Jordan's. Or just krispy shoes in general
Why you be scuffin my J bo's, man I just bought these today!
J Bo's by bigkilla563 May 14, 2011
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