Guy A: "You know that girl Lindsay Lohan?
Dude, she is the only girl to ever transfer left to right along the Butterface-Scuffin
Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her
face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."