j-bo
j-bo by jonathanboandthedoodalacrew October 17, 2006
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J-Bo
Verb
(1) To knock an unsuspecting person's books out of their grasp, causing their papers to go everywhere, and leaves a frustrating mess for the victim to clean up. After completing a J-Bo, the person should proceed to shout the infamous phrase in order for the victim to feel like a total bitch.
(2) To forcefully remove an object from a person's hands.
(3) To slap something, (usually books) from a nerd or douchebag's hands.
(1) To knock an unsuspecting person's books out of their grasp, causing their papers to go everywhere, and leaves a frustrating mess for the victim to clean up. After completing a J-Bo, the person should proceed to shout the infamous phrase in order for the victim to feel like a total bitch.
(2) To forcefully remove an object from a person's hands.
(3) To slap something, (usually books) from a nerd or douchebag's hands.
Guy 1- "Go J-Bo that new kid's shit!"
Guy 2- "Ok!"
*Guy 2 initiates stealth mode, and proceeds to J-Bo the new kid's shit*
New Kid-"NO! Now I have to clean this mess up!"
Guy 2- "That's right you stupid cunt muffin!"
New Kid- "My dick is so small......"
Guy 2- "Ok!"
*Guy 2 initiates stealth mode, and proceeds to J-Bo the new kid's shit*
New Kid-"NO! Now I have to clean this mess up!"
Guy 2- "That's right you stupid cunt muffin!"
New Kid- "My dick is so small......"
J-Bo by A poop face March 4, 2010
J-BO
J-BO by sean thompson April 2, 2008
j-bo
A minor; someone who is not the legal age to consent to sex; someone who will get you in jail for statutory rape
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J Bo's
J Bo's by Stanky Tartagrello August 4, 2011
J Bo's
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De Bo J Bones
when a man is having sexual inter-course with a pregnant women (preferably one whom is about to pop out a little tike) while her unborn fetus simultaneously sucks his cock!
"Dude! Last night I was fucking that pregnant bitch Gabby and I'm pretty sure that I felt her baby givin me the old "De Bo J Bones"."
De Bo J Bones by Ye Olde Nigga October 16, 2008
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