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Blyatmobile 

A Russian made coffin with wheels typically found in Ukraine in a state of uncontrolled conflagration or similarly destroyed state.
Yuri looked on in horror as the heavy machine gun rounds pierced the hull of his BTR. No matter how hard he pushed the pedal down more and more daylight leaked into the vehicle piercing the armor as well as his fragile psyche. Tears streamed down his face, he realized he was no longer in an armored vehicle, but instead a Blyatmobile.
Blyatmobile by hel112570 October 30, 2022
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flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!

Batmobile 

The car driven by the masked adventurer Batman, usually represented in films and comics as a large, powerful vehicle with onboard weapons systems.
Batmobile by Sklooby April 24, 2008

Batmobile 

The act of lighting a fart while having sex. It not only looks awesome, it also gives you an extra boost on the forward thrust.
After leaving taco bell last night, I gave Wendy the batmobile.
Batmobile by CptMisery June 23, 2011

bloatmobile 

a motor vehicle of excessive size and weight for its intended purpose; any vehicle that is far larger than it needs to be.
My minivan was okay when I was hauling a large family around, but for solo commuting it's a bloatmobile.
bloatmobile by Carlos el Gato June 17, 2009

bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.
Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile
bratmobile by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

to the batmobile 

what Batman says to Robin in T.V series of Batman and Batman is ADAM WEST